"Number one authority on nothing"
Matthew Nash
Contact Matt at mnash@sequimgazette.com
Matthew Nash hails from Portland, Ore., and stumbled into writing for newspapers when his high school allowed him to write movie reviews. Nash is married to a kindergarten teacher. They have one child together who is named after two superheroes.

On Tuesday, my wife and I discovered we’re having a boy in June.
 
Pretty exciting.
 
We have a name, but don’t expect anything out of left field.
 
Some in my family said they knew it was going to be a boy. I thought it’d be a girl.
 
When asked what we’re hoping for, I replied, “a human being,” to the embarrassment of my wife.
 
We honestly didn’t care either way but if everyone was playing the guessing game we were too.
 
Guessing his occupation is even tougher.
 
I’m going to guess one of the following:
 
• Ninja
• Royal food tester
• Robot master, someone who controls robots for battle
 
Whatever he chooses to do, I’m sure he’ll do great. I’ve got some time for all that career planning stuff. For now, I’ll prep my cartoons on DVD, sort my comic books, and practice Super Mario Bros. Another title for this blog could be "When Man-child meets Child."